Cantankerous Chicanery

(Just a note: The following will not make any sense. I just want to take a dip in the surrealist pond and try an experiment in completely free automatic writing. For the unitiated, automatic writing is writing down exactly the first thing that comes to mind, with no mental barrier or block. I just feel like releasing the id from within me and making a crazy-ass post. So, this may be a bit hard to read. So don’t take any of this seriously. This is just pure mayhem. AKA, don’t call the cops or alert the FBI about some of the stranger or more violent content in this post. I’m not serious and I don’t mean anything that I write. Enjoy.)

So here we are. Lonely leprechaun road. I want to destroy and murder and dismember everything. I will kil a deer and crawl inside of its body. I feel the skin, bathe in its gooey entrails, drink its blood, become one with it. I will violate its dead carcass and eat its eyeballs. With a bowie knife I will gingerly carve up its body into little pieces and attach hooks into my flesh. I will hang these tiny morsels on the hooks and walk around my neighborhood naked, saying hi to my neighbor Mr. Gomez as I do so.

Pain is for four times the pie. Once, when I was ina rowboat with Walter Mondale and that guy on television, you know, that dude that’s always on the infomercials, we stopped at Macy;s and I bought three chasmere sweaters and pairs of socks, only to exchange this for gym shorts. The carrot arrives for shutdown at eleven. One more time, grandma. Return the videoape, said the minotaur, and no one gets hurt. But ol’ Skippy didn’t listen and instad his foot turned into a mountain of fungus that yielded millons and millions of pennies. We have found noneof these but plan to microwave them at the hot baking exodus of the dawn.

Also, a few more instances. Only once, in the apocalypse, wil you know.

The asparagus is gone, sir

Check your shoes to see if there is enlightment in them. If so, contact your local news stations and they will give you forms and goldfish to fill out. Banana quantums are for nutmeg enthusiasts, on inviydyfu uipoyegns.

For instance, there is an obcure video of Pat Sajak turning into the devil and defecating all into the mouths of starving Ethiopian immigrans. When you feel your brain is one fire and you go to srcatch it, only light beams will shoot out, like what you see in pictures of the Buddha where there’s all that glowy stuff around him. G.I. Joe was a rather interesting television show that explored he impact of American foreign policy on countries overseas. The sad part is it was misinerepreted as a shallow kid’s show and, thus, never given a proper time slot and the due respect (I feel) it should have received.

Left the earth for the family

All alone in my head, grilled cheese sandwiches

Mask added to mud equals happy boy

Portugal /ˈpɔrtʃəɡəl/ (help·info), officially the Portuguese Republic (Portuguese: República Portuguesa),[3] is a country on the Iberian Peninsula. Located in southwestern Europe, Portugal is the westernmost country of mainland Europe and is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the west and south and by Spain to the north and east. The Atlantic archipelagos of the Azores and Madeira are also part of Portugal.The land within the borders of today’s Portuguese Republic has been continuously settled since prehistoric times. Some of the earliest civilizations include Lusitanians and Celtic societies. Incorporation into the Roman Republic dominions took place in the 2nd century BC. The region was ruled and colonized by Germanic peoples, such as the Suebi and the Visigoths, from the 5th to the 8th century. From this era, some vestiges of the Alans were also found. The Muslim Moors arrived in the early 8th century and conquered the Christian Germanic kingdoms, eventually occupying most of the Iberian Peninsula. In the early 1100s, during the Christian Reconquista, Portugal appeared as a kingdom independent of its neighbour, the Kingdom of León and Galicia. In a little over a century, in 1249, Portugal would establish almost its entire modern-day borders by conquering territory from the Moors.During the 15th and 16th centuries, with a global empire that included possessions in Africa, Asia, and South America, Portugal was one of the world’s major economic, political, and cultural powers. In the 17th century, the Portuguese Restoration War between Portugal and Spain ended the sixty year period of the Iberian Union (1580–1640). The 1755 Lisbon earthquake and, in the 19th century, armed conflicts with French and Spanish invading forces and the loss of its largest territorial possession abroad, Brazil, disrupted political stability and potential economic growth. After the Portuguese Colonial War and the Carnation Revolution coup d’état in 1974, the ruling regime was deposed in Lisbon and the country handed over its last overseas provinces in Africa. Portugal’s last overseas territory, Macau, was handed over to China in 1999.

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